Monday, July 02, 2012

Ballpoint Adventures for March 23, 2006: Barbie still doesn’t get why Billy’s not afraid…

Ballpoint Adventures for March 23, 2006: Barbie still doesn't get why Billy's not afraid...
Now that Al Qeada seems to be much less of a concern than gay marriage, women’s health, immigration and the economy, I have to admit I am a happier person. There’s still no reason to be afraid of gays or to control women’s bodies, but at least literal wars aren’t fought over those issues. The economy however? A flagging economy has been used to as an excuse for war since the dawn of time.

So, I wouldn’t be surprised if suddenly a war pops up to help the economy out of its slump. Only problem: who will be the enemy? My guess? ALIENS!

You just WATCH!!



from a post at thepete.com

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