Sunday, October 06, 2013

You know that thing about Twinkies having a shelf life of 7 years?

Yeah, well, I call bullshit. They don’t last one. I just tried to eat Twinkie I bought before Hostess went bankrupt late last year and it was nasty! I also tried a Ding-Dong and it felt like I was biting into a Nestle Crunch Bar. That is NOT how it is supposed to be! Damn you, foul urban myths! Damn you for lying to me all those years as a child, Pop Culture!


Oh and damn you, Obama! Just cuz. I mean, everyone’s blaming him for all kindsa stuff he didn’t do, so why not blame him for Twinkies not lasting on a shelf for 7 years, too?







via thepete.com* http://thepete.com/you-know-that-thing-about-twinkies-having-a-shelf-life-of-7-years/

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