Seriously, this woman is supposed to be a spy.
Oh, she's good! She's got us all thinking she's that adorable, ambiguously youngish, woman who dresses a little bit teasy in her Facebook pics, who seems to want an awful lot of attention for being the confident, competent woman she clearly wants us to believe she is. BUT NO! SHE IS ACTUALLY A SPY FOR THE RUSSIANS!!
OMG!!
Yes, it's the perfect cover! And well done CBS for posting the hottest faux-toes you could find of her, including the one above! (She totally wants me! --or anyone else looking at this pic.)
Say, what the heck to do we have to hide from the Russians these days, anyway?
I mean, what the heck are they going to do with any intel about us? They have no money! They can barely keep their own citizens clenched in their iron fist, what could they possibly do to harm us?
Naw, this is really just a sign that terrorism is getting old in the eyes of the American people. No longer can the arrest of losers with delusions of grandeur dressed up/trumped up like Al Qeada scare the pants off of We The People. No, now they're thinking about a sequel to the Cold War and when that doesn't work to scare the pants off of us, they'll trump up... ALIENS!!
Of course, they won't be real aliens, they'll be genetically engineered aliens (we can create artificial life now, in case you hadn't heard) and they will be hyped as the next big threat, because of which, we'll need to watch CNN, vote for strong government and hate hate hate anyone who may be an alien (I hear they can make themselves look just like any one of us!!!)
Are we bored of the BP Oil Disaster already??
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