The irony is that, when she doesn't get what she asked for, that
little girl will learn how to make a letter bomb on the Internet and
next year Santa will get more than cookies and milk.
Yes, "Believe" because it's important we teach our kids to have trust
in things that don't really exist. You know, like WMD in Iraq, or
ACCOUNTABILITY IN GOVERNMENT.
Say... just where are our presents for trusting the USG? Santa didn't
bring them this year!
I just hope our kids are paying attention.
Kids: Don't be a good boy or girl because it's the right thing to do,
do it FOR THE PRESENTS!
And try not to be too disappointed when the shitty economy stops
"Santa" from once again getting you what you really want.
Orignal From: Macy's Encourages Letters to Non-Existent Fat Men
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