Tuesday, October 17, 2006

AMERICA 300,000,000 STRONG, BUT STILL SCARED OF AL QAEDA

Yes, today marks a momentous day in American history. There are now 300,000,000 of us--that's three-hundred followed by the letters m, i, l, l, i, o, n. Pretty incredible. I won't go into too much hoopla as I'm sure the 24 hour news networks will be blabbing about it all day since there's no new sex scandal or reason to blame the Democrats for something. However, I will say one thing about our numbers. I read/heard someplace that Al Qaeda, largely thanks to the Iraquagmire, is now 50,000 strong. Today we're officially 6000 times the size of Al Qaeda. That's six, with three zeroes after it. What the hell are we so scared of? Most of those 50,000 AQs are in Iraq and posess the technology barely better than a soldier in the Civil War. Meanwhile, it seems like Kim Jun Il could nuke us.

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