Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Rainbow Brite Receives a HOT Makeover!

Now she's skinny, JUST LIKE ALL GIRLS AND WOMEN SHOULD BE.

Though, really, if Rainbow ever wants to get a man, she needs to get some boobs. Another suggestion would be to get those boots as thigh-highs. That scepter is HOT, though. Don't change that! That thing makes my mind wander... if youknowwhatImean...

Really, who wanted to have sex with the old Rainbow Brite? Now we have a Rainbow Brite that even Woody Allen would want to shtoop. Soon-Yi, you better start stocking up for next Hanukkah!

I'm just glad they didn't make her black!!

KIDDING.

Special thanks to @Pixelfish for pointing out this horrible little pocket of popculture pornography.

Posted via web from thepete's posterous

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